Archive | July, 2013

Party planning

6 Jul

Image

Tesco Inferno is 2- whoopee. Honestly, if you’d have asked me if I thought I’d still be writing this shit back in 2011, I’d have been slightly offended. Nevertheless, this birthday is cause to celebrate; I considered inviting some friends for lunch but realised that might seem a bit weird. I then decided to buy a cake but in the end I couldn’t be bothered to go to the shop- cue an agonised trawl around my kitchen for something I could stick candles in. I settled on the last remaining piece of bread in a loaf I bought last week and then ate most of it. The resulting centrepiece is, I’m sure you’ll agree, a fitting tribute to the calibre of work that this blog has proudly been publishing for the last two years.

Oh dear. At least it was Vogel’s.

Advertisements