(IT’S CONSPIRACY)

25 Jan

Tonight, I find myself reclining in a wicker armchair listening to (and unironically enjoying) a dodgy ’90s trance album. WordPress tells me that because it’s a Wednesday (?) I have to post something, and since I’m feeling a bit perturbed by the events described above, I thought I’d put up some photos of the various doom-mongers I’ve seen around town recently. Y’know, just to reassure myself that there are people doing even more pointless things than me…

I met Mr. Yoghurt in Earls Court last Friday when I went to buy cigarettes. He was performing incredible magic tricks with a wad of five pound notes. One of my friends sees this van everywhere, and is sure that Mr. Yoghurt is following him.

I don’t know who or what this “Troll Boy” is, but he scares the shit out of me.

Will that do, WordPress? I think that’s enough rubbish for now.

 

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