A Seasonal Customer Service Message

22 Dec

Tesco Inferno has no customer service policy (given that it only has about 3 “customers”), but if it did, it would go out of its way to meet the needs of its readership; there would be no request too lofty, no complaint left ignored, and stone left unturned in the unceasing, meticulous herculean labour that would be our effort to satisfy our clientele.

For the moment, though, you’ll have to placate yourselves with whatever I can be bothered to do. Here, by popular demand, is an attractive photo of my friend John.
Happy Christmas
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One Response to “A Seasonal Customer Service Message”

  1. john Eden December 22, 2011 at 4:26 pm #

    Excellent post, photo highlighted my true beauty

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